I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: "Yes, the little ones does."
Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad
Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad
Let the faithless sons of freedom crush the patriot with his heel
Lo, greed is marching on
Mark Twain, "Battle Hymn of the Republic Brought Down to Date"
Thrill to the pulse-pounding prose as Mark Twain takes on our Secretary of Defense, our ill-conceived and iller-executed efforts at colonizing Iraq and the wonderful bravery of our men and women in uniform who happen to have electrodes in one hand hand and Islamic testes in the other.
You'll laugh, you'll cry. Okay, mostly you'll cry. We've been here before. We're stuck in a repeat.